I'm not even questioning it anymore

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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lil-mizz-jaye:

If there’s anything in this world that should never have been made

This isn’t one of them

gaypee:

how do u turn off recommended blogs

gaypee:

how do u turn off recommended blogs

sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

Actual dialogue line from a hentai game:

Doop! Zoop! Ddopopudopudopu.

djsckatzen:

shisno:

jonjonathanjon:

deluxury:

catoverlord:

falcuntpunch:

trust me, you want to watch this

I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT

WAIT FOR IT.

OMG

i wasn’t gonna watch it but then i saw that tag

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Hi Balooga! Happy Birthday! (Blame Fiddle)

not-reality:

fiddlemod:

not-reality:

thisisbalooga:

Heyas Jade! Thank you! :>

I do believe it’s time to bring this back:image

That looks like a very useful coupon.

Had Balooga ever posted this?image

WAit wHAT

NOT AGAIN